I need a ride (Patreon)

Hey bro, I need a ride, thanks for stopping.

Sorry pal, as you can see there’s no room for passengers.

Oh yes there is, loads of room.

Mate, don’t be silly, there’s not.

There is, I’m gonna hop right inside you.

Inside me?

Yes, I’m taking your body for a ride as well as your bike.

Don’t be daft. I’m off, sorry you’ll need to walk.

I think you’ll find your unable to move.

Fuck what have you done to me?

Absolutely nothing, I’ve just connected with you and for me to get inside you, you need to be completely motionless. We are already merging.

Merging, how, why?

Why, because it’s what I do and need a lift and how, well I don’t know it just happens as soon as I speak to a guy and touch him, it happens to me.

Well, I ain’t got a lot of choice now do I? Why me though?

You were the one who stopped, you have transport.

Yeah but I’m here with ten other lads with bikes, why me?

You caught my eye, literally, you looked at me just as I was calling one of you over. It could of been any of you to be honest but I’m glad it’s you. I love the fact you stink of weed. Where you hiding it, in your socks..?

Yeah, in my socks. Is that what this is? You want some weed? Don’t touch it, it cost me a lot of money, in fact I’m in debt for it.

Oh don’t worry about your debts, il, pay em all off. I love a bit of sock drenched weed.

Mate, why are you doing this to me. I can feel parts of me being moved but I’m not moving them.

Mate, I’m moving them, I’ve got all of your lower half, your arms and hands already. I can’t wait to get the rest of you. It won’t be long now. That beautiful face will soon be under my control, can’t wait to be you.

Your only going to ne me for the ride home ain’t ya? Then you’ll get out of me?

Of course, the ride home, then smoke a joint, maybe have a wank whilst staring at your beautiful face in the mirror, then I’ll leave.

A wank? Please don’t. This is my body and some things should be kept private.

Not any more mate. It’s all mine. You see, When I say I’ll leave, what I actually mean is that you’ll leave me inside you whilst you get my former body.

No mate, I don’t want that.

It’s too late now, for now all that you are is a voice inside my head, actually it’s your own head, but this is my body now