Magic barber (Patreon)

Hey, you may find this a bit weird but there’s this guy I know, he’s a barber, you know he cuts your hair.

Ok, what’s weird about that?

Well he complains of getting hair splinters on his fingers, he absolutely hates it. He says even when he showers, scrubs his hands with a Brillo pad he can’t get splinters out of his fingers.

Well, that’s his job, if he doesn’t like it he should probably find a new profession.

He kind of has. The final cut of the day he does for free, providing the guy agrees to do something for him.

Oh yer, a free hair cut, can’t grumble at that, what does he want them to do? I’m guessing that’s the weird bit, what does he want a blow job or something?

Nope, it’s far weirder than that. He wants a clean set of hands to take home so he doesn’t have to deal with the splinters.

How does he get a clean set of hands? Youve just told me he can’t get the hairs out of his fingers no matter how hard he scrubs.

He gets a new set of hands by swapping bodies with his last customer. He closes at 5.30 and will close earlier if he finds a body he wants to use for at least 24 hours before he can swap again.

Now that is weird, how does he do it? Have you done it with him?

Well, yes, I’ve done it a few times actually, my current body I only got yesterday. I wanted it because if all the tattoos. I want to keep him for a few days, then I was hoping I could take your body in for a while.

My body? I can’t body swap like your magic Barbour can.

I know that, but if in a few days your his last customer, he will take your body, once I know you have given your body to him, I’ll go in the day after and swap with him and I’ll get your body.

Well, okay, I suppose so, why do you want my body?

It’s just a whim really, I’ve been so many guys I don’t know, I thought it was time to become someone I did know and I lie a body with tattoos. I’m just not too keen on all these face ones.

Fine, I get that. What happens to your stuff when you get their body?

It all transforms into theirs. Literally everything you own turns into theirs and theirs turns into yours. THe only thing you keep is your life, where you live and your cell number, everything else changes.

Everything?

Yep, quite literally. Your entire wardrobe, your clean clothes, dirty clothes, even your dirty cum rag under your bed turns into the stuff that belongs to the body you habe just been given. You get his phone, but keep your number. You get his car, you get his toothbrush and grooming products, or lack of in my current case and cologne. EVERY THING that belongs to him you get, and you loose what belongs to you. Even pictures of you will adjust to match the picture that matches the body you are in. But you are still you, still got your job, your habits, your same old life.

I kind of like this, not knowing what I’m gonna get. You didn’t tell me how it happens though.

It’s really easy mate, go into his shop, tell him you want to be his last customer. If he agrees he will tell you a time, then he cuts your hair with his magic golden scissors. He will cut your hair, and by the time he takes the last snip, and brushes the last of cut hair from your brow, you will be him and he will be you. Just be sure to let me know what day you do it, I don’t want to miss out on becoming you. Unfortunately, at that point, you’ll have to deal with his hair splinters.