New Foreman (Patreon)

Boss, we’ve been holding him up all day, all week in fact. Literally holdimg him up, I think he’s been drunk all week. I swear he’s just put on some dirty shorts and boots and removed his top just as you pulled up on site. He’s meant to be the foreman.

Your right of course, he should be holding you up, there is only one thing for it. A demotion for him and a promotion for one of you.

But boss, doesn’t that require a body swap?

Yep.

He would never agree to it.

He doesn’t have too, he’s breached his contract one way or another it is going to happen. It’s just a case of who.

What if neither of us want to be him? Seven days of drinking is going to come with one almighty hangover. Besides what if under his shorts leaves little to be desired?

A hangover on his day off is a small price to pay for his wages and you can trust me when I say that he isn’t lacking in the bedroom department. I’ve been him, and it’s quite impressive. Besides it’s already set in motion. It will happen by 6am tomorrow.

Ok, well who decides who gets to be him?

Facebook. Well more to the point, votes on Facebook. Which ever of you is considered the least attractive by midnight tonight will wake up with the promotion in the morning, or afternoon, depending how the hangover pans out. I’ve already published the picture. A heart for Connor, and a like for James.

James on the left of this picture woke up with the hangover.