Ginge (Patreon)

It's impossible, there's no way you can swap me into his body. Besides even if it were possible, I don't want his body. No offence mate, your my best mate and all that, but I couldn't handle being ginger. Suits some people. But wouldn't suit me, ginger pubes and all that.

No offence taken mate, but its not all bad, I don't need to spend too long in the sun to turn a cracking share of red, plus most of the girls love it, some guys too if your into that kind of thing. Either way I'm happy being me, quite like being ginger. Don't wanna be him.

Lads, I assure you it is possible. You see, I've swapped the two of you before, I've been each of you and each of you has been me. I use astral projection. Since both of you are here it will be a three-way swap this time. It will all happen so quickly. And Callum, since your sticking your finger up at me, your body is officially closer to me, so my astral form will enter your body, then your astral form will enter freds body and fresd, since there's only my body left, you'll enter mine. It will be fun, we will, all swap back in a few days. Besides, it's not like you and a choice. My astral form is already leaving my body.

Oh shit I can feel it happening already, please don't, I don't want to be giiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggggg

On wow, I quite like this feeling, being ginger isn't so bad after all.