Selfies (Patreon)

Dude, stop sending me selfies, you know what happens to me when someone sends me a picture of themselves.

Yep and that’s why I’m doing it, do you know how hilarious it is when you turn up looking exactly like me?

I do and it’s a bit weird, but do you know how long it takes me to change back to my self? 2 days, a whole 48 hours. I hate going home looking like you.

So don’t go home, come back to mine. Having sex with myself would be horny as hell.

Maybe we could do that.

Hey, I’ve an idea. What happens if I send you a picture of 2 guys.

No idea, never tried it.

Okay well here goes, this is me and my best mate.

Shit man I’ve turned into a tattooed muscle hunk.

Oh my god, that’s my dream man mixed with my mates looks.

I think I’ve become a mixture of you both combined with what you find attractive in a man.