28 day (Patreon)

Bro, when I agreed to swap with you, you said 24 hours and now it's been 24 days, I have struggled to get in contact with you and every time you have replied to me it’s been one excuse after another. Now we have finally met up with each other I think it’s time we swapped back.

Not today bro, I’ve made plans later today.

Well I will take care of those plans, it’s time we swapped back.

Please, not today, tomorrow maybe.

Mate, it’s time. Now we’ve finally met, just look at you, ME! You’ve got my ear pierced, shaved half my eye brow off and it looks like you’ve broken my finger at some point, it’s all bent.

Chill man, it’s all good. Your finger, yes I broke it, landed funny on it at footy. I didn’t realise it was broken, and went out for a few drinks. Next morning it seemed to have set a little bent. But don’t worry, it’s going to get sorted, the docs are doing it Tuesday. The ear piercing, it’s just a clip on, I’ve not actually pierced your ear. But I think it looks cool. Your eye brow, well that was the same night as the footy, the lads did it. You know what they are like, it will grow back.

I really want to swap back, it’s my body and my life you seem to be ruining. I want to swap back before you do any more damage. Is there anything else I need to know about?

No nothing at all, not that I can think of.

So can we swap back?

Well yes, but not today.

Why not, plans, surely I can complete the plans you’ve made.

Well, normally you could. But, when we swapped I hadn’t read all the rules. One on the main rules is that we can’t swap back until day 28, and if we don’t swap back before day 56 we will forget we have ever swapped.

So, instead of telling me this bull shit excuse about being busy and having plans all the time you could of just told me you had made a mistake in the rules and we had to wait 28 days. Or were you hoping to get to day 56 and I would forget we swapped?

I could of done that, but honestly I was trying to avoid you just till Tuesday, that’s day 26, I wanted to get your finger fixed.

Well that’s very decent of you, but I want my body back, make sure your free and don’t have any plans on Thursday which will be day 28.

Oh I’ll be read6 and waiting to swap back, but I hope this won’t be the last time we swap.