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I’m not kidding man, this is freaking me out. I only made a wish last night and now I’m freaking out.

Send me a picture so I know your not messing about.

Why would I be messing about?

It’s the kind of thing you do, but yer, got your pic, you look hot.

Hot? Are you kidding me?

Yer, damn hot, look at them pecs, abs and your tats.

I couldn’t care less about this guys pecs, abs and tats, they ain’t mine and I want my own body back.

Dude, if you ever thought of your own body as a 10 out of 10, then what you have now is probably around a 15, maybe even off the scale.

Still, I don’t care. I’m in an army barracks, sharing a dorm with about another 30 blokes. I’m in an army uniform in an army mans body.

I’m guessing the army guy got your body, what exactly did you wish for anyway?

I’ve already texted my own number, he called me a freak who was turned on by body swapping and then blocked me. And my wish was that I had joined the army.

Well. Your wish has come true.

Well, not exactly, I wanted my body to of joined the army, not put me in someone else’s body. You’ve got to help me out.

Oh I will, I might make the same wish and end up in the same barracks, hopefully in the bed next too you, but right now, I’m on my way to help you explore this new body of yours.