You are going to have to stop (Patreon)

Babe, you are going to have to stop.

Why babe, thought you liked the hairy guys?

I do, I did when I was a twink. Now you’ve swapped me into a hairy guy with a beard I’m not enjoying you kissing me. Your smooth skin is irritating against my beard.

Well just go and shave it off.

I don’t think that is gonna work, I think I might be straight in this body.

Straight? Did you click the right settings?

Settings, I didn’t know there were any.

Yeah babe, your supposed to pick your sexuality and stuff before you swap.

Can I change it now?

Nope, your straight now. Only way to do it would be to swap into someone else’s body.