The bike ride (Patreon)

Wait, your smoking a spliff? You do remember how against that I am don’t you?

I know how much you hate it, but I couldn’t help it, it’s in my blood.

It most definitely wasn’t in your blood. That blood, is mine, the body your smoking a spliff in is my body. Remember?

Of course I remember. Ok it’s not in my blood, we’ll it wasn’t in your blood, but it’s in me now. And it feels soo good.

I bet It does, you’ll be getting a rush. My body is, was a temple. Anyway when are we going to swap back?

I’m assuming we will swap back when we decide to head back home, this swap was an accident.

I know it was an accident, we only had one bike and I agreed to let you go inside my body because otherwise you’d be walking the 10 miles here. I didn’t realise the side effect would be that as soon as you you went inside me you’d take over control of my body and that when we separated that you would stay in my body and I’d end up in yours. Where’d you even get the weed from anyway?

Doesn’t really matter where the weed came from now does it? Besides I’m not sure I’m going to let you try and swap back. I quite like your body. Not that there’s anything wrong with mine. But I like yours better.

We are swapping back for sure. Please stop smoking.

We will see. I’m really enjoying being you. Love your smaller body, tiny feet, long legs, perfect body with abs and pecs, all without effort from a gym. Your innocent little face and these hands un stained by tobacco.

You ain’t seen my dick yet then?

No, why?

Well, tiny feet, tiny dick.

Are you kidding man, it feels huge. Much bigger than mine, wait your trying to fool me. It is about 2 inches longer than mine.

Are you trying to say along with the unfit smoking body you’ve given me, it’s got a smaller dick than me, we are definitely swapping back.

Hey, it’s not unfit, spend pure time in the gym keeping it fit, it’s just not as healthy as it could be. You know with all the abuse from drink and weed. No I think I’m keeping your body for a while yet at least.

Like hell you are.

You know what, I think you can walk home, after all my body could use the exercise right?