Tuesday quickie (Patreon)

There was one thing I hated more than anything, and it was colour co ordination. I saw these two lads recently and offered them a few beers and cash in exchange for helping me with some manual labour. But it was completely bugging me that the lad on the left had a red jacket on and the lad in the right had a blue jacket and red trainers. I told them it was bugging me and they had a simple solution, they swapped jackets. It still didn’t work for me because the lad with the red trainers still had a blue top. Neither of them looked right, not stood next to each other. My solution was possibly a little weirder but it set my mind at ease. I told them to swap trainers and swap their jackets back. Even though they thought it was weird to wear someone else’s trainers, they did it anyway, since I was paying them. Luckily they both wore the same size. Now the taller one was all in blue with grey trainers, and the shorter one was wearing the red trainers and red jacket.

Things didn’t quite go to plan from then onwards. The taller one started to fight with the smaller one. Apparently it was because somehow he wasn’t happy about the fact he was now the taller one. He was saying things like, I like being short, I don’t wanna be you, why are you wearing my cap, you never told me you had a tiny dick, How can I go home looking like this, like you and I want my body back.

Eventually I managed to get them to calm down and I got them to swap their bodies back with each other by swapping their trainers back. I’ve no idea how it happened but I came up with a plan. I wanted to be young again. So I offered to pay each of them once every other week for a weeks use of heir bodies, the only draw back was they would have to be me whilst I was them. I haven’t been in my real body for about six months now and they have earned more between them than they could of earned in 10 years of normal work. I have to admit I prefer being the smaller one too