So here is the deal (Patreon)

So here is the deal. We get access to your billions in your bank account, your life style and unfortunately your body, in return you get access to our bodies. 24/7 unlimited access to our bodies, our lives, our jobs and everything that comes with it, on one condition agreed by all 3 of us before any takeover. That condition is that we agree not too screw arou d with each other’s lives in a way to harm any of us. Agreed?

Sure, but I have an additional condition, you can only access my current account and spend what’s in there, my investments, savings are not to be touched. Just so you know. My day to day account there’s 9 billion in there. And about 50 trillion in everything else.

Fine, sure we can have fun spending that, within the rules of course. So you get to be one of us for 2 weeks, then swap back, if everyone is happy we swap again, only you get to be the other. Agreed?

Fine by me.

So who are you going to become first?

Well, to me, size matters. So who has the biggest?

Well, since you ask, mine are 13 and his are 11.

Inches?

No, shoe size.

Oh well I’m not interested in shoe size, it’s what’s kept under the hood, if you know what I mean... and I’m a firm believer in the old wives tale that shoe size matches dick size, since you have the bigger feet, I’m guessing the bigger dick.

Well, dick size is for us to know and you to find out. But remember, it’s not about the size, it’s about the hammer you throw it in with.

Well, there are two very different hammers here... you have left me very perplexed. But I think I’ll start with the smaller one of you.

Just remember that just because he is smaller with smaller feet, doesn’t mean he has the smaller dick. And also remember that you take in our lives exactly as they are now. So whatever we have planned still has to happen.

I know all of this, are you ready now?