Driving seat (Patreon)

You want the car mate, you can have her, she's completely free, she's a classic and in perfect factory condition inside and out, visually and mechanicly. She's worth a lot of money, but if you want her, she's yours. But there are a few conditions that if you want her you'd need to accept.

What conditions?

Well, there are far too many for me to tell you, there's a document for you to read, take a test on and sign, that if your willing to do this then I will let you have her.

Well, I'm willing to go so far then decide, but you'll have to tell me a little more.

The main thing is, well it's a bit weird actually. You get the car, but you have to maintain it to exacting standards for the duration.

That's fair enough but not really weird.

Well the weird part is that only my body, well to be precise, this body can drive it, and at this stage all you need to know is that my body comes with the car and both are yours for twelve months before you'd need to pass it onto someone else. For now, I have selected you as my replacement, more precisely, I've selected you as the person I now want to become to continue the rest of my life, but it you don't agree to this, I can easily select someone else.

No, no, no. You don't need to be selecting anyone else, I'm happy with the car and accepting your body, let me take that test, see if I pass then we will do the trade.

Ok, that's fine, from the moment you open the paper, you have 2 hours too read it and pass, if you don't, your memory will be wiped and ill move on to the next person, I can't help you. He hands me the paper.

• Car to be maintained to factory/ showroom state at all times
• Car is transferred for free
• Car is provided on loan
• Loan duration 12 months
• You will be given the body of the current owner for the duration
• No one else is to sit in the driving seat, if they do, their body will be temporarily transformed into yours. The car will not allow any one else’s DNA to enter it's systems. They will be unaware of this change. However, for that time you will be given their body, so they will notice that you are them.
• Any damage occurring to car will be experienced by your body. For example if she needs an oil change you will experience a stomach ache until oil is changed. If a scrape occurs to her body, a scrape will be on your body until she is required. A puncture in a tyre will be felt with a constant stabbing pain in the corresponding limb (hands and feet).
• She needs fuel, you need fuel, run her empty and you will experience hunger.

• If she needs cleaning on the outside, so will you. You will look and smell dirty. If she's dirty inside you'll experience sickness. If you clean her, you clean yourself.

You have to remember, things break and wear down on cars, its your job to prevent that and if your successful then you are rewarded. If you do this successfully, you don't need to buy any new clothes, you'll be rewarded daily with new chavvy gear. You'll never need to visit the gym. You'll never need to eat it drink because everything that happens to the car happens to you. You are the heart of the car and soul. Your body and its body are connected. After twelve months you can leave and pass this chavvy boy onto someone else, you'll get their body and get to continue their life as he it were your own, so choose wisely, you'll only be able to select a new body and life by viewing what they look like. Or if you choose, you can give the car to a new owner, but with the same conditions, they must maintain it, they won't get given your former body, instead your body will merge with the car and upgrade it. Depending how we'll you've done is how food the upgrade will be.

Don't forget no one drives the car except your body (once you have the current owners body). Your body linked to the car, treat it well and get rewarded, treat it and no rewards and pain.

About the chavs body that we hope your about to accept, you'll only get to learn about it when it's yours, but suffice to say, its perfect, just like the car. The body doesn't age by the way, he's 19 now and he will still be 19 in 10,20,30,40 years. You'll only get the body and the car of you pass the test, it's not a difficult test. But don't forget he has selected your body as the one he wants. He knows less than you know about him but he has decided your the one for him. 12 months ago, he gave up his body for someone else just to experience this he doesn't want to be a car. The swap can only happen today so he hopes you accept and pass, otherwise he doesn't have long until he automatically becomes the car and it's next owner given it's curse.

So, I managed to pass the test, it was surprisingly easy, there was a lot more to the rules than I detailed here, I signed the document and the only thing left to do was to switch our bodies. I was about to give up my body and life in order to become him. A guy I and never met, I didn't know anything g about him or even his name, but I was about to become him and the life and soul of a classic car. Why you might ask. That's because I was excited for the journey, the experience and ultimately the new body and life at the end of it.

So, how does this swap happen?

Well, it's actually quite easy. We had the cars secret weapon, the fact it won't allow anyone to drive it except me, or anyone who its transformed into me. So you'll sit in the drivers seat and ill sky hm the lasaanfer seat. Since we both know what's going to happen and it's the day it's supposed to happen then it will become permanent at the end of my provided we do one thing at the end of it.

Oh really, what's the one thing?

Well once we have swapped, we need to kiss each other whilst still sat in the car as once we leave the car we won't swap back.

I'm cool with that.

He chucked me the keys and plonked himself in the passenger seat. I walked around to the drivers side and sat down. I tried to start the car, but nothing happened with the car. instead the changes began. It began with the hand that had turned the key. My hand literally transformed before my very eyes, it spread up my arm, removing the sleeve of my jacket replacing it with the bare arm belonging to him. It spread down one side of my body and replaced my white top with his black one. Kt was all kind of weird looking at this point as half my body had transformed into his. I had half a white t-shirt and half a black one, a strap over my shoulder but no bag at the other end, an arm bare to nature, the other covered in a jacket. I looked over at him and he was the opposite of me. I watched as his sweat pants were replaced by jeans on one of his legs. Then I looked down at my feet and saw them start to shrink from a size 12 to something resembling a 7, loafers were replaced by sneakers. The swap continued on the other side of our bodies before reaching out heads and stopped. I have to admit I felt a bit weird. I touched my skin and it was cool to touch, it almost felt like metal, my hands felt like rubber. I told him about it, he told me it was normal as j was connect g with the car. Be said that id feel more normal once it was complete.

Dude, its stopped because the car knows this is the ownership swap. It wants confirmation that we both agree to this before it finalised everything. There are 2 parts of our bodies not swapped, our heads plus our dick and balls. For the swap to complete we need a sample of each others cum, we both need to swallow each others cum. There's a real easy way for us to do it and that's to suck each other off, but it your not up for that then a wank will do.

Well I didn't sign up for sex so if we have to make do with hand jobs.

Well are you ok if we at least help each other out? You know, I'll wank you, you wank me?

Sure, I suppose so.

By the way, your most likely already hard, it's a side effect of the trade. Unfortunately, it lasts for a week afterwards, we will both struggle with almost constant hard-ons for the next week. Oh and don't forget, we need to trade cum, so if you don't mind collecting it in this cup?

A hard on for a week, I hope you have someone good at home who can satisfy me... And sure I'll collect it.

Toull find out everything about me soon enough, but you'll be satisfied, I promise.

For the next few minutes we stroked each others dicks with our new hands and collected it in the cups. He took my cup away from me and swallowed my load, I did the same with his. Then the swapping continued, our dicks and our heads swapped places. Memories began flooding into our minds and I was now him, fully bonded with the car and he was now me.

Should this continue?