Would you (Patreon)

You see these boots in a field . There’s a body swap virus going round. It’s activated by wearing someone else’s boots but then migrates into swapping with everyone you touch.

Knowing these boots belong to the man barefoot in the pic, he’s a painter and decorator but he’s not your type.

Would you steal them, wear them in order to get the virus. There’s no way to know when the virus will let you change again. Could be tomorrow could be next year.