Resisting The Advances Of A Pirate (Patreon)

That Helen Keller! She accomplished so much in her lifetime.  But there's one thing she did that may blow your mind. Or not. We'll see. And then the mysterious disappearance of a former U.S. Vice President's daughter.  If any defects are discovered while listening to BOX461, do not attempt to repair them yourself, but return to an authorized Box Of Oddities service center.