The Scale (Patreon)

It's seriously soooo stupid that we have to register our toys now. Seriously...why would anyone care if a girl's tiny is too little?  Too bad my scale can't pick up boys as little and cute as you by  themselves.  But oh! oh!  Wait!  My tit weighs 6.2kg! Random fact, I know...but  you know what that means? It means I can just weigh my boob AND you at the same time and take the difference  to find out how much you weigh.  I'm a friggin genius!

Stop moving so much and sit still under there!  You've spent hours between my boobs so I know you can go a few seconds underneath one of them.  Calm down...let the scale register our combined weight.

...shoot! The scale's only picking up my boob. That means I'm gonna have to buy a more sensitive scale in order to get you registered. You're lucky you're cute...