Dirty Limericks (NSFW) (Patreon)

To celebrate St. Patrick's Day (in my own unique way), I've been working on a short yet fun and especially raunchy 1,000-ish short story involving a limericks battle between several college friends. A good portion of these limericks, I made up. The rest, I plucked from the Internet. 

What do you think? :)