WGC: Easter Banging (Patreon)

This is for a writing challenge in a Telegram group I joined (link here if you're interested: https://t.me/joinchat/TXMB1RU1ETeKOakg). At just over a thousand words, we would write a short story fitting a chosen theme. The new theme for this week is, "It wasn’t a language—it was complete gibberish."

What's this? Another story set in the Motel (6)9 in Crossroads City, Utah? :D Originally, I had a few ideas on how to better include the theme in this week's prompt, but then I remembered it was Easter weekend and thought this would be a fun way to celebrate International Bunny and Egg-hunting Day. I hope you enjoy what I managed to come up with!