Genshin: Faruzan Plus! (Patreon)

EDIT: Forgot the process image. Again.

"Allow me to explain- The joke here is based on the fact that 'quite a long wait' and 'quite a large weight' are almost grammatically identical save for two words, one of which is a homophone, homophones being words with different meanings that sound the same. The humor is further derived from the fact that, after a very long wait, Faruzan has overindulged in snacks and gained a very large (amount of ) weight. This is a joke with several layers and I'm particularly proud of it." 

-Cyno

A couple things:

Firstly, I actually don't know if this is an accurate portrayal of Faruzan or not; I could be waaaaay off base, here. I just know that her schtick is supposed to be that, due to suspended animation shenanigans, she looks like a young woman but talks and acts like an older one; Cyno himself being both charmed and off-put by the way she 'mostly reminds me of a kindly and chatty parent'.

So uh... yeah. That's the best I could do without time to play the game story and see if she shows up or successfully wish for her on banner.  (I did about 15 pulls on the current banner, but I've already got Itto; and would much rather be able to go ham on pulling for Ayato than get Scaramouche.)

So why rush into doing this now? Well, people wanted more bad Cyno jokes. I was inspired. XD

Genshin Impact and all related Characters are © Hoyoverse/Mihoyo Co. Ltd.

Art and 'story' by Max Fullbody, not for use without permission.