The New Machine (Patreon)

“Finally, my package!!”

Laura had been waiting for this package for weeks, and had been talking about it non stop. She was never specific, but said, “it’s gonna change my life; it’s gonna change everyone’s lives!”. Well the day was here, and I was actually pretty hyped to see what it was.

Laura ripped open the packaging, and pulled out what looked like a leaf blower.

“Ta-daaaah!!!”

I gave her a worrying look, “Are you okay?”

“Okay? I’m so much better than okay!! Do you know what this is???”

“A leaf blower?”

“O nooooooo. No no no no no. Watch this!”

She winked and turned the machine on, smiling as it immediately whirred to life. Then things got really crazy, and I felt myself being sucked into the thing.

I started shrinking in height, and felt my body getting much smaller fast. I turned around to run, but found I couldn’t lift my feet after that. My ass was sucked outward, and I could feel my bone structure change in my hips and legs. It worked its way through my body like that, bringing all the fat in my arms into my breasts. And before I knew it, my penis was being sucked in too, bye bye. I was getting really horny, and I next thing I knew, I was twerking. The machine spat out a little nightie for me, like a consolation prize.

I immediately checked out my new pussy, and started playing with myself. My girlfriend watched, amused by what she was seeing.

“What?”, whenever I asked my girlfriend that, I knew she was up to no good. A remote with a single button came out from her pocket, and she held it down while laughing at me.

I felt intense pressure all around my body, and yelped in surprise as my lips suddenly popped from my face. I tasted lipstick as my new plump lips got made up, and my whole body got a little thicker. Pressure in my head eased as my hair grew out even more, and I could feel intelligence leave me. My hair became dyed with highlights, and slutty glasses without prescription appeared on my face.

I started panting sexily as the remaining fat from the rest of my body rushed to increase my bust even more! And my pussy was definitely getting tighter and more sensitive now, I could tell because my thicker thighs were now touching each other all the way up. And even so, my pussy was so sensitive, I could feel each time my panties rubbed against it. Wait, I’m not wearing panties, that’s just a mini skirt.

My girlfriend was laughing hard at me, but stopped when I let this one out;

“Like, this totally fits your type Laura. You’re like totally so the type to find out I like cheated on you and like turn me into a total bimbo, just like yourself!”

I knew it was over anyway so I just went with it, probably wouldn’t have dont that if I had my iq from before. I would’ve realized she had never called me out for cheating, but the first thing my bimbo mind when to was sex.

Laura looked like she was about to cry, but then she composed herself.

“I did this as a prank. I made you permanently posed, and was gonna dress you up like a doll. I figured you wouldnt like it, so then prank success. And I thought on the off chance you did like it... But you cheated on me!?? Why would you do that? How long has this been going on???”

I wanted to run, hide, hug Laura, but I couldn’t move. I just stood there, a dumb bimbo, and tried explaining myself.

“Like, you totally don’t understand! It was like only one time with Nicole! And I totally didn’t want Cherri to like come over, I told her we were totally still dating!”

“Still dating?!? We’ve been going out for seven years! When was this??”

“I’m so totally sorry babe! It’ll like, totally never happen again, swearsies!!!”

I tried looking remorseful, but all I could muster was a sexy pout as I slightly swayed.

“I know what to do...”

“It’s too bad I can’t do any real mental alterations besides your iq, right Brittany?!” Laura had to scream over the club music for Brittany to hear.

“Like... Totally...”

“I guess giving you bimbo speech pattern and desires is pretty cool too...”

“Hehe yes speech patter! Right? Totally! Yeah! Go Laura!! Woooo!”

I was feeling really hyper, and didn’t really know where we were. Laura had lowered my iq to the minimum, and made me drink a bunch of her love potion. It didn’t really occur to me that a love potion would affect me any different than water, but I now I couldn’t keep my hands away from my pussy. I could feel everyone that looked at me with lust, and it was really turning me on. I’m not gay, but i don’t think I could stop a guy if he really wanted to have his way with me.

I tried sticking with Laura, so if I really needed to let out some sexual steam it could be with her.

“Hello ladies, the name’s Bob”

My heart skipped a beat, and we both turned around at the same time. Time stopped as I looked into a wonderful man’s eyes, I let out a happy sigh and Laura pushed me toward him.

I wasn’t gay, but when Bob started fondling my breasts and fingering me, I got really turned on. I sat on his lap all night, and took note with a giggle every time his erection throbbed into my ass. I’m not gay or anything, but I couldn’t get the picture of Bob bending me over the table out of my head.