ID: 698 - Shit Happens (Patreon)

I'd have published the update of XII tomorrow, but shit happens and I slipped on the stairs, hit the edge of the step with my leg and I've seen my bone through the cut.
Panicked for one minute, home alone and naked because I was going to take a shower, repeating to myself "that's just a dream, I can't see my fucking tibia in reality", then I Rambo-ed myself up and tamponed the wound with kitchen towels while trying to wear something.
Now I'm in the first aid room and I feel so dumb for two reasons. Such a silly way to get hurt and not showing myself at the hospital with my pants soaked in blood. That could have granted me more priority to the waiting list.
I hope to post the next update by tomorrow. I hope to be out of this waiting room by tomorrow