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VOTE FOR DAVE'S TOPIC #3 + SOME RAMBLINGS (Patreon)
Published:
2017-06-18 04:54:42
Imported:
2023-11
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Hello Patreon!
Dave here. I hope you are well. I know I am, I just bought a vacuum cleaner. It arrived last night and it sucks so much it's great. (How good/bad is that? No apologies will be made).
I completely forgot that when I ordered it online I opted for free gift wrapping and a personal message and it reads:
"Dear Sharelle, Happy 21st wedding anniversary never forget I am the second smartest person you know. Love always Ron. PS Enjoy the vacuum"
That oughta throw off the NSA.
I really hope it's someone's job to proofread those to make sure you don't swear. I imagine them having many questions. Who is the smartest person Ron knows? And why is Sharelle being reminded of it on her anniversary? Is Sharelle the smartest person Sharelle knows? Is Sharelle even a name???
I just Googled it, and fuck me it is. What an absolute shocker. She captained the Aus netball team!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharelle_McMahon
Look at her go! Classic Sharlle. Commentary: "Unbelievable scenes here in Christchurch!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPaTh97ljIA
ANYWAY... THE VOTE BIT:
It's time for you to vote on Dave's topic again. And you should seriously exercise your democratic right because last time (the episode that will come out a week from Wednesday) the difference between first and second was only TWO VOTES, less than 1%.
Follow the link to vote, this time I've given you three very famous women from very different parts of history to vote on. They'd all be good tales to tell. Sadly, none are Sharelle McMahon.
Don't comment here as Matt and Jess will no doubt be snooping and we want to keep them in the dark. You can Tweet me @davewarneke or send a smoke signal in the shape of @davewarneke and I'll assume you're talking to me.
Sorry if your name is Sharelle.
Dave here. I hope you are well. I know I am, I just bought a vacuum cleaner. It arrived last night and it sucks so much it's great. (How good/bad is that? No apologies will be made).
I completely forgot that when I ordered it online I opted for free gift wrapping and a personal message and it reads:
"Dear Sharelle, Happy 21st wedding anniversary never forget I am the second smartest person you know. Love always Ron. PS Enjoy the vacuum"
That oughta throw off the NSA.
I really hope it's someone's job to proofread those to make sure you don't swear. I imagine them having many questions. Who is the smartest person Ron knows? And why is Sharelle being reminded of it on her anniversary? Is Sharelle the smartest person Sharelle knows? Is Sharelle even a name???
I just Googled it, and fuck me it is. What an absolute shocker. She captained the Aus netball team!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharelle_McMahon
Look at her go! Classic Sharlle. Commentary: "Unbelievable scenes here in Christchurch!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPaTh97ljIA
ANYWAY... THE VOTE BIT:
It's time for you to vote on Dave's topic again. And you should seriously exercise your democratic right because last time (the episode that will come out a week from Wednesday) the difference between first and second was only TWO VOTES, less than 1%.
Follow the link to vote, this time I've given you three very famous women from very different parts of history to vote on. They'd all be good tales to tell. Sadly, none are Sharelle McMahon.
Don't comment here as Matt and Jess will no doubt be snooping and we want to keep them in the dark. You can Tweet me @davewarneke or send a smoke signal in the shape of @davewarneke and I'll assume you're talking to me.
Sorry if your name is Sharelle.