Garig's Bird shiz (Patreon)

"As the door closed behind me, i realised he wasn't offering me coffee. Funny thing, don't remember him being 50 feet tall either. He spoke so sweetly at the bar but now he only spoke in incomprehensible gibberish. I couldn't find the door handle and even if i did what was i going to do with it? It's not like i've ever left this place...what was i thinking about again?"