Coming Attractions! (Patreon)

Welcome to the Devil Boys Playground! Owned and operated by the mysterious gang known as "The Devil Boys", this carnival advertises itself as exactly what men need to get away from their stressful day to day lives and cut loose!

We have an early map of the place, showing what there is to offer!

Park Entrance: The first thing you'll see and the location of the information booth! For some reason, the park's policy is that you can't leave without a ticket to be stamped. Here's hoping you don't lose it...

The Big Top: A miniature circus home to the tent of a chain smoking fortune teller, and to clowns and men in anthropomorphic costumes performing wacky stunts and death defying acts! At least, they're probably costumes, though that elephant fella's biceps look VERY real. So does his...uh...you know...

Dr. Lester's Castle: Situated in a location where it's perpetually night, most of the park's special effects budget must go here. How else is there gonna be a constant lightning storm? Full of bubbling flasks and strange machines, some say that the actor playing Dr. Lester is the real deal, and he has plans for world domination with an army of hypersexual super soldiers. What a bunch of baloney!

Baron Saturday's Haunted House: If you're in for a scare, there's no better place to go! Though the mysterious "Baron Saturday" never seems to make an appearance, his spectral assistants make sure your stay at the mansion is a...comfortable one. As part of the rules, you aren't allowed to enter this place alone, and no outside food or drink! The ghosts are tired of cleaning up after rude guests! They're running out of room in the house for them.

The Luca Farris Casino: Hmm...Luca Farris, what an interesting name! Probably means nothing though! Here you can trade in junk you win or find in the carnival for "Soul Tokens" that the place takes for all of its attractions. If you're running low on Soul Tokens, you can try and bet the few you have here to win big...just don't lose your last one!

Carnival Games: Situated in the dead center of the Devil Boys Playground is a host of games where you can win amazing (and a few not so amazing) prizes, as well as a few spots where you can get some food. Like the rest of the park though, everything costs Soul Tokens, and a few people say these games are rigged, especially that ring toss! Still, the food can't be beat, it'll transform your taste buds!

This isn't all there will be, but as for what gets up in those empty spots is up to you to decide! Leave a comment on what you'd like to see in this amusement park, I'm sure the Devil Boys are willing to squeeze in at least three more attractions! :)