New Evil Dad lore script (Patreon)

Okay, so I considered making this a surprise but I'd really love feedback. A big goal of our new edit of Dad's video is that we want to throw in a few surprise bonuses. With this in mind, I have long intended to edit in a new "lore scene" to the video, and this is what Dad and I came up with. This will happen during the Radio Russ segment, which is a bonus intermission after the credits. I'm posting this to see if anyone has any quick recommendations for gags, etc? I really want this to be a little surprise treat for people who watched the full video, or even watched both versions!