Stronger Together chapter 225 (Patreon)
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The aftermath of the tournament was surprisingly private. For all the watching crowds we were invited into the depths under the arena to speak to the big cheese himself. Malachi didn't come with us this time, though to my surprise he didn't seem upset. I assumed he was just so terrified of Lucifer that he didn't dare to question his decisions, which, since we were standing in a skull the size of a middling mountain range presumably belonging to an elder demon he'd killed, was pretty fair.
A pasty fallen man with scruffy blonde hair and a goatee was leading us down the corridors. He'd introduced himself as Velkan, and seemed much less stuck up than Malachi, though much more shifty. Despite that he was infinitely preferable to our insufferable guide from, before. And full of helpful tips. "Now, the Sovereign doesn't care much for formality until he does, and when that happens you'll know it and you'd better bow and scrape with the best of them if you want to live. Other than that just answer questions when asked and you'll be fine."
The fallen had a thick accent I'd have called cockney on earth, though here I'd been informed it was called a low warrens accent, and belonged to the districts under that flat plane of glass I'd seen the city sitting on. Apparently Balam was even bigger than it looked at first glance. I appreciated the advice. "Anything else? subjects to avoid? Is he sensitive about his feet or anything? I really don't want to get swatted like a fly because I accidentally brought up a touchy subject." On my list of people not to offend if I didn't have to, the actual Devil was pretty high up.
The small fallen snickered. "You know, that's a first. Most of the time I deal with stuck up nobles. I mention something and they ignore me or play it off like it was obvious. I haven't come across many smart enough to know to ask for help, or polite enough to do it without ego. Alright, I'll give you a tip as someone who has been around the Sovereign enough to know. Don't ignore courtesy. He isn't polite and amiable because he's weak, he does it because he sees social interaction as a weapon. He expects others to ignore it, but if you don't, and pay attention, you might get his interest."
I had wondered about his upbeat attitude. I wasn't stupid enough to think it was genuine of course, but I would have assumed the perceived weakness would have caused people to challenge him. Velkan's advice made me realize that that was exactly what he wanted. He left fake vulnerabilities and waited for people to try to exploit them to bait them into making mistakes. I imagine after some time people had mostly stopped, but clearly not all of them were smart enough to get the game because he kept doing it. That kind of manipulation was exactly what I'd expect from the prince of lies.
Finally we stepped out of the tunnels and into a massive sprawling chamber. Almost like a cavern but man made. There were dozens of tunnels leading off to the sides and in the middle of the room was a small wooden table with a man seated at it. The table was square and made of dark luxurious wood with gold filigree, and there were three chairs at it. Two of the chairs were on the same side of the table, and Lucifer sat opposite them in an emerald green velvet suit that matched his eyes.
He should have looked ridiculous, dressed like a cartoon pimp with a napkin shoved in his collar and eating animatedly, but something about him kept it from being silly. Even the most absurd actions had dignity when done by someone like him. Oddly the dissonance from the effects made him seem more likable, as if he was a doting uncle acting silly to put his niece and nephew at ease before they had to get a shot. Which was probably the point, but rather than focus on the doting I was wondering where the hell the needle was coming from.
His eyes lit up as he saw us. "Oh splendid! You're here. Please have a seat, and bring your lady friend with you. I'm excited to get to know my new commander. You were very impressive out there. Rakiel is a spirited little bugger, I'd almost given up on anyone else managing to win when I saw he'd entered. Technically he wasn't supposed to be eligible. Azreal, his mother, is one of my duchesses, and a resident of Balam herself. Apparently she had him fostered out of the city to exploit a loophole. I should have seen that coming." We took the seats across from him, in front of empty plates.
His expression was rueful, but somehow I doubted he'd left a loophole that obvious without expecting someone to take it. I wasn't sure if he was actually happy I'd won or if he left the position for Rakiel in the first place. Either way it was too late to worry about it now. I nodded, bowing my head deeply. "Thank you my lord. I suspect you've seen much better though. If I might ask, did you see anything I could improve on?" His eyes flashed with interest and his smile became slightly more genuine.
That had been the hidden meaning in Velkans hint. There was no way that every noble in here didn't kiss Lucifer's ass. But Velkan only commented on my politeness after I lowered my status to ask for help. His hint had been about that same quality. Asking for help, showing weakness, knowing when to bend to make myself harder to break later. Lucifer was obviously pleased by the question, and I made a mental note to buy the fallen some liquor or whatever was the proper gift down here.
The prince of lies flashed his shining white teeth at me as he answered. "Well, I did notice a few things." He gave me an appraising look. "You're too committed to your range. You use your body as a weapon well enough, but your power is magic, it doesn't have to conform to your size to keep the basic shape and usefulness of your combat style. You're also too aggressive, you have a gift for defense, but you waste it using yourself as a boulder to crush your foes. Patience is key in battle. Let your enemies break themselves upon the stone of your form, and tear them apart from the cracks." His voice had become cold and analytical as he spoke.
Then he shrugged. "At least that's my advice. Take it or leave it as you will." His voice had slipped back into the same cheerful tone as before. "Now, let's discuss your responsibilities. As the champions you'll be acting as battlefield commander while your city lord will be the general. Personally I think this is a better position for you to be in anyway. The combat will give you a chance to build up plenty of military merit and reputation. General's may get overarching credit, but in a campaign of this scale, it's the terrors of the battlefield that make the biggest impressions."
That seemed to be aimed at the assumption we actually cared about this place or what people here thought, but despite not being demons or fallen it seemed even Lucifer didn't assume we were from earth. Or maybe he did but assumed we couldn't get back? Talking to a millennia old master manipulator was annoying, it really fucked with my brain. I had to question every bit of information I had and then question what was making me question it in the first place. Well whatever, we didn't care about the battlefield honors, but he didn't need to know it.
From my place across from him at the table I glanced down at the still empty plates and then looked around. Velkan appeared with a serving platter, offering it to me. I picked up a few pretty delicious looking foods that I recognized, and then I just grabbed anything that smelled good. Most of it was odd looking but this was hell and we had long since gotten used to strange food. I knew from experience some of it would be amazing.
I grabbed a few pastries to start, and what looked like a steak though the meat was blue. The pasties we'd tried before and I knew they were fantastic. Yang took basically the same things and once we had some food we turned back to Lucifer. i made sure to chew and swallow before asking. "So as commander do I get the chance to inspect my forces? Not that I'm not sure your army is amazing but I'd love the chance to see how things are done. Also I know our destination is pretty distant. Do we have an easy way to move people through dimensions?"
He raised an eyebrow, actually stopping his meal for the first time to look at me inscrutably. The faint smile never actually left his lips, but I could tell that he wasn't fooled by my casual tone. Not knowing if he was aware i was from earth or not was driving me nuts. He took a bite and chewed slowly, finally swallowing with a satisfied sigh. I realized he'd finished eating and he set his fork on his plate, pulling the napkin from his collar and throwing it over the dish before gesturing for Velkan to take it.
After a few seconds he finally answered, seemingly choosing his words carefully. "It is a terrible thing, Cameron, to be small. To be a minor force caught between two major factions is to be vulnerable, to be an afterthought or something to be stepped on. When it comes down to it even I, who am of the mighty, cannot hold back the tides of reality or unreality alone, nor are my forces enough. But the thing about power is that how you apply it is as important as how much you have. With the proper leverage, even the world can be shifted."
I felt my blood run cold. This was dangerous. I felt exposed. He was talking like he knew why I was here. In the end however he didn't seem to mean me any harm. "My sin is pride. As it has always been. To bend my knee to the outsiders, or to my father, or to humanity, all of these are equally unpalatable to me. Let us dispense with the theatrics. I know where you come from, I felt you enter my realm. I know you wish to return, and I can aid you in this. The question Cameron, is why should I?"
His green eyes were cold and flat now. "Don't mistake me. I do not see you as an enemy. You see only a small fraction of my designs, and even if you saw them all and wanted to stop them, you wouldn't have the power to do so. Despite that you intrigue me, so I will offer you this chance. Convince me there's a reason I should help you, convince me to send you home. I've tested you and found you worthy of some small respect, now you must convince me how far that respect should take you."
I was in shock. I'd expected to be attacked, for him to be angry or offended, but he didn't care. We weren't a threat to him, physically or intellectually, and it showed. I'd been making plans to take his army down but I fully considered I might die in the attempt, a sentiment he clearly shared. I didn't know what to say though. I just wanted to go home, I wanted to see my girls again and get out of this terrible place. I had blanked, so I just let my shoulder slump and smiled at the Devil. "Because it's the right thing to do." I didn't think I'd ever heard anyone laugh so hard. I hoped that was a good sign.