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I am not allowed to help with furniture assembly, because I reach a stage of apathy about half-way through after jamming a finger and stabbing myself with a screw, where every step becomes: 'eh, that looks good enough,' which does not make for stable necromantic monsters.

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Michael Zemancik

“It is no simple task to create life.” It may not be simple, but it sure is a lot of fun ;)

Robbert Raets

'Some assembly required' is one hell of an epitaph, though!

Wildstag

Last time I put together furniture, I forgot to bring a hammer with me on the move... but at least I had a deer antler!

Nate Wright Jr.

Laurel: *puts lots of work into drawing an eye-catching, disgusting pile of questionably preserved corpse parts in a variety of colors strewn across the floor* Me: Yeah that's cool but can we talk about Necromancer because damn

laurelshelleyreuss

A friend of mine played a necromancer in an Exalted game back in college who's basic approach to every new location we visited was 'what parts can I scavenge here to make the scariest thing possible.' Eventually she ended up building a giant monstrosity that had screaming horse heads for fingers. It was great. :D

Randall Norman Pick

Not direct but occasionally I do regret the deemphasizing of material components in recent editions as flavor.

Thomas Fowler

If you're not willing to eat a live spider, you don't deserve Spider Climb

Nick

Gotta wonder if an undead monstrosity even needs a liver.