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If the PCs successfully complete the Ritual of Buzztenüt, read or paraphrase the following: 

The entire complex shudders, as if it too is gripped in the throws of ecstacy. The runes carved onto the boudoi-altar flare to life, pulsing in time with the bodies writhing across its warm surface. The many dangers of the Temple of Elemental Libido, from the deadly dildarts of the Toy Vault to the crushing embrace of the Lube Ropers, have all pushed you to this moment. Pushed you to the very brink of ecatacy. 

A voice, sonorous and resonant, neither male nor female, emanates from everywhere around you. 

“Almost there… Almost there… Yes. Yes! YES!!!!” 

Some immense force — pale, translucent, and unpleasantly sticky — erupts upwards from the magic circle, smashing its way through the temple ceiling. It is accompanied by an overwhelming sense of release. 

You lie upon the stone gasping for breath. You find yourself badly chafed, in dire need of a cigarette, and at long last free of the temple’s compulsion. 

Concluding the Adventure

Once the Ritual of Buzztenüt is complete, the newly revitalized god Hoarndaug returns to the pantheon. The libidinous power that once flowed through the Temple begins to fade, leaving only mundane ruins and empty halls. 

PCs may remove all titillation damage as they come back to their senses. Players may avoid one another’s eyes, chuckle nervously, and feel uncomfortable about plaything this module. All three options are free actions. 

It is left to the GM’s discretion whether any transformations to PCs or their gear become permanent. If you wish to continue the adventure, and if PCs wish for a way to remove any unwanted transmutations, you may refer to Adventure 2D: Hot Springs of the Gratuitous Nymph, available wherever skeevier gaming products are sold. 

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Jayne Lindgren

A fitting climax for a deliciously decadent descent! I have really, really enjoyed this dungeon arc for HoEF; it combines two of my favorite things- sex and weird rules. I certainly hope this isn't the last we've seen of these concepts, even if this particular erotic edifice has blown its arcane potency.

Jayne Lindgren

I've been thinking about the themed subclasses I brought up last time. I'm honestly not a good homebrewer or number cruncher, so writing actual mechanics is beyond me, but I have some hopefully enticing ideas... Way of the Tender Touch (Monk): A monk order that has studied and mastered the art of massage, allowing its adherents the ability to heal - or harm - others by gently redirecting energy in the body through rubbing, kneading, caressing and smacking. For allies, the Tender Touch monk is a boon, keeping them limber and loose even in the heat of battle with strategic strikes that release tension and improve flow. For enemies, they will find their limbs sapped of strength as the monk's gentle, yet firm fingers turn their muscles to rubber. If the Tender Touch monk would deal regular damage while in a location that imposes titillation rules, the monk may choose instead to deal titillation damage. Masters of knowing just how to touch others, these monks can turn seemingly bone-shattering blows into something much more...stimulating.

Nate Wright Jr.

And this wonderful arc, ahem, comes to an end with a bang! Thanks for the lewd diversion. I do love a traditional adventure story with a sexy twist. Even better that the climax is thanks to a cooperative effort from two different teams! Fingers crossed on some of the temple's changes being long term. *Cough*magusandranger*cough*

laurelshelleyreuss

Thanks! We're working on the next arc as we speak, but let us know if there's anything else you'd like to see!