Scripts from the Vault (Patreon)

Colin and I don't always make every idea into a comic, so we have a plethora of ideas that were rejected for one reason or another that we thought would be fun to give a second chance.  For this month, we want you to tell us which of the following scripts you'd prefer to see:

OPTION ONE:

Title: The Listlessness
Text: Some afflictions are beyond the skill of mortal healing. Thou canst only wait... and pray.
Pic: The gag is that the PCs’ players have been called into work. Fighter is propped in the corner of Cleric’s infirmary, a dust blanket thrown over him. Paladin stares zombie-like into space as he sits on the exam table. Oracle and Cleric perform medical examinations on Paladin, anxiously trying to diagnose the strange disease afflicting the holy warrior.
Dialogue:
Oracle: He muttered some nonsense about being “called into work.” Then he got all weird.
Cleric: Let me guess. He will nae make important decisions? His voice is off?
Oracle: How did you know?
Cleric: Give it a week. It usually passes.

OPTION TWO:

Title: PVP
Text: Should thou ever wish to betray the party, plan carefully indeed. For the party is a wily and powerful foe.
Pic: The party stand before Thief. They’re beat up up and pissed off. Thief is standing beside a control panel. It’s got dials and levers with captions like “immolate,” “poison spray,” and “release piranha.” In the background, a gauntlet of horribly dangerous looking sprung traps in various states of brokenness.
Dialogue:
Thief: I plead mind control.