Booby Trapped (Patreon)
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Speaking of which, I trust that you’ve heard of the girdle of femininity / masculinity? Most gamers are familiar with the silly thing thanks to the Baldur’s Gate video game, where it can be found on the body of the “girdle ogre” in Coast Way. Such items have been floating around the hobby for years, and genderbender curses have shown up everywhere from Acererak’s tomb to Ed Greenwood novels to Steve Jackson’s Munchkin. None of that is much comfort to Femme Fighter though.
Chances are our big dumb lunk could complain to the management of Ye Olde Magick Shoppe, get a refund, and then ask Cleric to dispel the girdle. But if you’ve ever suffered from an embarrassing personal curse, you know how merciless adventurers can be. I can just hear ‘em:
“Hey Fighter! Have you been working on your pecs? Nice gains!”
“Are you going to prestige into Enchanting Courtesan? How about Geisha?”
“This is why you always check for booby traps.”
No self respecting hero should have to put up with that kind of abuse! Fortunately for Fighter’s ego (and the longevity of this NSWF spin-off) the dude has a stubborn streak even wider than dem hips. You can expect to see more of Femme Fighter in the near future.