Sword fighting (Patreon)

Sword to the balls!

The epic tale of when a brave warrior suffered the most unimaginable fate, such a fate that the Gods themselves winced. Basically, Sam sticks a sturdy thrust with a blunt polymer practice sword [which hurst on the leg or arse, let alone the giggle berries] right through Jason's prospects of fathering many sons. It went in with such force it made his elbow jar slightly and had it been a sharp steel, we'd be eating Jason shish kebab. Ball = purple. Trying to show sympathy and concern is extremely tough when something is just so funny. The way of the warrior is tough and the road we walk is brought with many challenges. Ball bag bursting is just one of them.