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Hope the stuffy nose doesn't completely obliterate the sex appeal

Apologies for any reused jokes, it's been a brainfart of a month  

Every time one of my normal audios turns into some sort of left field british roleplay, take a shot and call 911

I always appreciate the gift of feedback: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeL17IMM0LnTlLd23VnOl-EXVlyJYuodg2Hfv8L3biOeoIWHw/viewform?vc=0&c=0&w=1&flr=0&gxids=7628

Happy Holidays to the Holidorks~

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Parzival

That’s kinda caught me off guard with the nuclear alarm 😅😭

Bathory

What an amazing holiday gift you've brought us!😊 Thanks and happy holidays to you!

Sauchey

Wooooo extra Christmas gift!!!!

Connor

Finally! Someone else who enjoyed the cinnamon coke besides my father. Granted we drank it exclusively with fireball mixed in and its probably a good thing they stopped selling it or pa and I'd both be alcoholics by now.

That_dutch_guy

Damn. The beginning is just top tier. The build up to the unholy shit is, chefskiss

The Molten Edge

That ending gave me a damn heart attack

Karl Wikman

late to the party but goddam. you gonna open up with ALL THAT?