That's You , Miss Sue - Part 5 (Patreon)

Your cousin Karen - a woman of class,

Is appalled by what you are thinking,

“Good golly Sue – it’s so demeaning -

Showing men you boobies is no way to make a living.”

She tries her best to change your mind

But when you stubbornly persist,

She and her boyfriend, Bill, escort you job hunting -

It’s for your safety she insists.

They take you to some upscale bars

Like the Men’s Club in South Charlotte,

Where the clientele are gentlemen,

And the girls, while topless, don’t act like harlots.

The manager’s well dressed

And a perfect gentleman to you,

He politely notes that 20 years ago you’d be perfect here -

Looking around at the youthful competition - you realize that’s true.

Karen is relieved at your rejection

Stripping was a terrible idea of course,

But then you ask Bill if he knows of a lower-class place,

And he takes you to a strip club called – The Crazy Horse.

The décor is outdated and seedy

The runway’s bathed in a dark purplish glow,

On stage a middle-aged woman squats totally naked

You think – “Oh gosh, what a disgusting hoe”.

Your jaw drops open

Your heart starts beating fast,

You never ever considered

Dancing totally bare assed.

Karen urges you to leave

To run back to the car,

But you survey the girlish competition,

Concluding - here you could be the star.