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ASMR | Your New Submissive Boyfriend's a Neko?! 😱 [M4A]

he's nya-t joking --- ok, uh... i'll go first. hi everyone, my name's Erik, and um... i, uh... i hate april fools. but i do love the occasional shitpost. say lah bee. hope you enjoy. --- written and recorded by yours truly Patreon (vote in polls, get credited in videos, get early access, get bonus audios, and more): https://www.patreon.com/redactedasmr Paypal (if you're more of the one-time-tip kinda friendo [i'll put your (first) name in the end of the next video, just let me know if you wanna stay anonymous!]): https://paypal.me/redactedrecords Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/redacted-asmr-apparel Discord (18+, SFW): https://discord.gg/PMKkpSK This original content has been created exclusively for this YouTube channel. No permission for this copywritten audio to be distributed, copied, shared, or plagiarized is granted to any person, organization, or entity.

Comments

K B

Where can I listen to this?

Saya

Whoa wait what Edit: I fell victim to the April Fools joke. Well done Erik. Hilarious audio, I was cackling the whole time

Jo G

Haven't clicked it yet, but remember guys, it's April Fools 😎

Rae

*incoherent sounds* ‘scuSE ME-?!

teaseat

EX-UCKING-CUSE ME

Origene

Happy April Fools Day to you too 😂

Tyler

😐 Blake he’s right over here

Ren

I know this is April fools so here is my preemptive wtf

Eves Clawthorne

No Ian, stop playing jokes on us silly boy! 😂😺

~Abigail~

Of course you post this when I can't get to my headphones right now 😩 Guess I'll be listening to this at work today XD

Tania

Thank GOD it's April's fools right?... Right???

Mimble

Nyanyame nyanyajyuunyanya do no nyarabi de nyaku nyaku inyanyaku nyanyahan nyanyadai nyan nyaku nyarabete nyaganyagame ლ(●ↀωↀ●)ლ

Esbee

I can't watch this til after work, but the mix of dread and reluctant intrigue at this fucking title alone......... is this it? Are we finally going full weeb? Are we committing to this cursed path? (Although at this point I'm convinced Erik can make anything poignant and alluring so I'm lowkey looking forward to it 🙈)

Sammi Thurston

This is yandere simulator male edition all over again :(

Maggi

PLEASE

lucy

WHAT???????

Ren

Dear lord Erik 😭 this was the love story I never knew I needed. Now please burn it with fire.

Ghoulish

And they were roommates..

lucy

THIS TOOK ME 7 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT IT WAS A PRANK I WANT COMPENSATION

Evangeline

👁👄👁

Gemmyrose

😂😂😂 This is a fuckin masterpiece. Odie's gonna find out you read his diary and not let you pet him anymore 😂😂😂

The Pixie

OH MY GOODNESS

Oliviazandrite

Oh shit, I completely forgot it was April Fools. You 100% had me with this 🤣. Thank you for this.

Teafairy

Holy shit this was funny as hell! Thank you!

liveo 🪻

IM SOBBING BHAHAHAHA

StephOS7

the real joke is it's too late to cancel my membership for the month

Syn Unknown

The awareness all up in this place.

ejunkiette

Omg 😹😹😹😹😹

ChocolateMama

thank you for this lovely christmas present

RAVEN

WHAAAAAATTTT

Andrea Hernandez

i just finished watching it,, i am never physically and mentally recovering from this what did i just watch oh my lord 😵‍💫

StrayDryad

I was waiting for it, I knew there was gonna be something, but even then I wasn't expecting that! Omg that was hilarious, Happy April Fools!

jeanine

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ICONIC

Multiduel

Do we think Erik had fun with this one cause it sounds like he had fun

Kale

Every relationship is comprised of a toxic cat boy and his enablier who he met three weeks ago.

elfeera

Can’t believe I forgot what day it was. Oh my god this was a ride.

Terran

Lmao not me literally face palming at the first "Nya~" Erik you evil mastermind I love everything

Lovely Deviant Alyssa

🤣🤣🤣 I. AM. CACKLING! I GENUINELY LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MANY TIMES 🤣🤣🤣 This was a hilarious rollercoaster! And even as a little joke, this was still fantastically written, and fantastically acted! I loved every minute, and it brought the biggest smile to my face. Great work. This is officially the only April Fool's joke I will be accepting today 😂 Have a great one, Erik. You're awesome!

Acheron

Ha? 😦

B43_t

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHA I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Maggi

i had a catboy headcanon in redactedverse for months now thank you so much cause now i can rub it in my friend’s face abt how much i was right, now all i need is mermaid bf and i’ll be set thanks bestie

frankipani

Humbly requesting the blooper reel

Rinzler

This is both the worst and best thing I've ever heard. The cringe, the self-awareness, the Hallmark love storyness...I haven't laughed so hard in a long time🤣

L.L

I haven't listened but just seeing the title had me busting a gut. Can't wait to hear to amazingly awful glory of Nick.

GravityRose

OMG! Hilarious perfection!

Nightshade1217

Best April fools prank ever

Victoria N

I want to have my memory wiped as well 😌 Erik please delete this but at the same time NEVER delete this masterpiece 😌

arlo

The way I wheezed through this entire thing. 🤣

E C C

Erik you absolute mad lad.

E C C

Oh holy heck I hadn't even got to the halfway point when I wrote that. Amazing. Stunning. Hilarious. I remember thinking "how is he going to top Pizza Guy getting a BA for april fools?" And well that's been fully answered!

CShirSalad

This cracked me up!!! Happy April Fools everyone!

ohana

i got the notification and you got me for a whole 10 seconds until i realized what day it was… well played 😒😂 thank you for this, it was hilarious

Asher

Seconded. I want to know how many takes it took to record this with a straight face.

Sapphira Dae

Oh geez… I was wheezing the whole time, this is too great 🤣 Happy April Fools Day!!

RogueRoentgen

I already cheer for these two so bad

Jason

Sir this is a Wendy’s

juli

ERIK 😭 i listened to this on the bus and i was fully laughing out loud, you definitely had me in the first half...and the last half

ash

oh my GOD

EmSterling93

Oh. My. Gods. This is a horrendous masterpiece. A beautiful monstrosity. A ghastly glory. Well done, Erik. Well done.

Aryana Bryant

I cannot see due to overflowing tears!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

nappingzip

i don't think i'm ready to listen to this yet ! i'll be back,

Acheron

oMFG I couldn’t get through 5 min of this 😂 this will have to wait for when I’m home and not out in public

CiCisaurus

The "nyas" were still cute, regardless, lol. I was just thinking all day today "It's April 1st. Trust no one"

Alis_Corli1666

IM AUSTRALIAN SO APRIL FOOLS IS OVER BUT THE COMMENTS TELL ME OTHERWISE GODDAMN IT

Spatium

This was really god 10/10 😂

Glitter Goblin

if this idiot is gonna be the subject of this months NFSW audio ((or N-nyas-FW)) i will simply pass away

MJ_1700

I was confused then remembered what day it was. I will say it again, you are a genius

notgracie

apology vid w tears NOW 💀💀

CactusWolf

I can't with this video and the emotional rollercoaster it took me on OMG. The fact that despite it being an april fool's you still did an incredible job acting as a cat boy says something I think lol.

poe

i still don’t know what i listened to

Taylor

WTF JUST HAPPENED?!🤣

AQ_Fox

Oh my god they were roommates. Eric is literally making out with himself? This just unalived me😂

SaraJSweetheart

*Femdom ears pricking up* Is this a new subby boi I hear? :P: EDIT: Welp. Still, everyones all up in here impressed with the voice work, then theres me, the graphic designer, whos FIRST thought was "wow, he has ALL these characters, yet somehow STILL found a unique/unused colour palette!" lol. Also "Is that so wrong? To trick innocent people, to lie, to manipulate, to mirepersent myself for a lil something on the side?" Morally reprehensibile Ex-boyfriend, is that you? XD (congrats btw, this was teh only april fools i genuinely fell for lol)

Gretchen

They were roommates. THEY WERE ROOMMATES.

☆•RedRiot•☆

This was great. I had such a fun listen. I laughed I felt things at certain times, I squealed, awwed. All in the span of this audio. Erik you're such a cute cat boy 😘

Damren

How did you not burst out laughing while recording this video omffgggg🤣🤣🤣

milo

hey man, respectfully, i can’t take this

Hermster

I keep forgetting what day it is and I was so excited for a catboy 😔😔 played myself /j

LimpShrimp

This is high art

Clara Catlady

This is comedy at its finest. I love it. I hate it. I died laughing. It’s perfect.

Devonhamburger

Listener: Am I interrupting something here?

SebCastellanYES

Totally thought Matt was like a guest VA at first. Amazing voice range, sir! Also. What did I just listen to lmaooo this was hilarious. “Nyo!”

Nic@night

🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anthea the Tiefling

Listener: i should be pissed off and leave...but I am strangely invested in this drama...*eats popcorn *

Sim

Aight, but like what would have happened if we had left while they were making out? The department would have to ask us if we knew about magic and listen to us talk about Nick and Matt 🤣

YukoLion135

Best one so far... AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

sam chu

What the fuck this was so fucking cute!!