ryanporker

Wobbling

By popular demand

I call it the separation of church and state

Briefs

From the archive

Yes, it's the TikTok shirt

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A particularly swollen evening

Ask me about my cookie dough addiction

Tan pending, please hold

Spherical

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1 like = 1 inch lower overhang

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Bouncy

Chub 'n Chat

Stop lying, you're here for my farmer's tan

Big all over

I'll need to take an update shot next time I'm at the old house!

The price of admission is being seen with me in my Walmart slides

From the archive

Belly first

Testing the waters for interest here

"What are you doing in my swamp?"

A man, a mirror, and suspenders

From the archive

Crisis

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Bonus Post

Compact

Fire Engine Red

You know me and my moods

Here's a little teaser for some upcoming Cow-Tier content

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You know I had to do it to em

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Waddling Upstairs

Before and after I encounter dumplings

A little help?

Girthy

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Job posting

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Swollen Hick

Drunk Tradie

"Fit"

Did some 'scapin this weekend

Milk n Cookies

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Stick me in whatever the highest weight class is