In The Beginning (Patreon)

Okay, so here’s an idea I’ve been wanting to illustrate for a long time. Some good old fashioned, Biblical p0rn! This really takes me back to my religious upbringing, growing up in churches and private schools and whatnot.

But really, I just wanted to draw Eve... She’s the world’s first woman (if you still buy the story anyways), so I like to imagine her with full breasts, big untamed hair, and a big untamed bush to match.

Anyways, you know how the story goes. Adam and Eve exist innocently in the Garden of Eden, until the day they eat the forbidden fruit and realize they’re naked. The story says they are ashamed at this moment. But in my mind, this would be the first time a man sees a naked woman and realizes how beautiful she is. 

She realizes it too of course - and thus, we are all sinners now. A lot of people look at our original sin as a fault. The legacy of our disobedience towards God. But in a weird way, I’m kinda grateful. So thanks God for making women so damn beautiful. And thank-you Satan for allowing us to see it!