Poll winner: Tohru! (Patreon)

Men only want one thing and it's... Well in reality it's three things that can share continent.

You have food, you have shelter, you have somone to cuddely cuddle with, and you're set. It's kind of like that one pic that have been making the rounds with the TV on the floor in an empty room that just has a sofa in front of said tv, and the caption of "men will see this and say hell yeah" or something like that.

Main point being, it's moderately easy to keep a man content, specially in comparison with the opposite gender, which is a bit less easy to keep content.

But I'm just rambling because I'm old and my back hurts.