The Killer Maid: The Boys NSFW (Patreon)

“Thank you, thank you, but seriously, you guys are the real heroes,” Homelander said before flying off back to Vought tower,

“That was such a great speech,” Ashley said to him. “Your approval rating has gone up by 2.6%!”

“Ashley shut the fuck up,” Homelander said to her. “Why the fuck should I give a shit about what those people think?”

“But sir, after everything with Starlight, Maeve, and Solider Boy, I thought that you would be worried about your ratings. Not to mention when you killed that man in front of everyone. Isn’t that why you brought back your old catchphrase?”

“Jesus fuck Ashly, how stupid can you be?” Homelander said to her. “I say that, so those fucking idiots keep living in ignorance. I don’t have to care if they’re heroes or not, because I’m a fucking god! I can do whatever I want and say whatever o want and no one can do anything about it, not them, not the other supes, and certainly not you. Now just do as I say and bring in the goods.”

“Yes sir, Homelander, sir,” Ashley said, bringing in ten women dressed in superhero outfits. “These are all the heroes that do not support you and actively side with Starlight. We have stripped them of their powers, thanks to the serum from our mysterious friend which also transformed them into women. Here is the serum that we used on them,” she said, handing him a vile of the Tg Serum as I watched.

“Remarkable,” Homelander said to himself, examining the vile. “To think that there was someone that could create such serum besides Vought. Have you found out who created it yet?”

“Unfortunately, not, sir,” Ashley said to him. “We have all available resources searching for them. Once A-Train fully recovers, I am sure that we will be able to find them.”

“Fine, whatever, just tell me who these fuckers are so I can pick which one I want. You can give the rest to the Deep. That idiot has been crying all day about his wife leaving him, but who the fuck cares.”

“Yes sir,” Ashely said to him, “First up, we have The Dragonfly-”

“Next!” Homelander said, not interested in a fly girl.

“Okay, how about Eagle Hawk?”

“That rapper? Next!”

“Ice King, Flaming Rod, Mountain Lion, The Chocolate Axe, Heavy Cradle, Mr. Stone, or Dark Steel?”

“Good god, those names are horrible,” Homelander said to her. “Not to mention, each one of them is fugly as all hell. You know what, fuck the Deep. Give these girls to Jack from Jupiter, he’ll be more than happy to take them.  Alright, who's the last bitch.”

“This is the Killer Butler, though as we dressed her, I guess her name would now be The Killer Maid. Seriously who is greenlighting these names,” Ashley whispered under her breath.

“Hmm, this one isn’t bad, but what the hell is up with the pink hair?” Homelander asked her.

“That we do not know, but I can find out if you would like,” Ashley said, searching through her papers.

“No need, just take the rest and leave the maid,” Homelander said to her. “And make sure to bring up a clean-up crew in like fifteen minutes. I doubt that she will last longer than that.”

“Yes, sir,” Ashely said, leading the rest of the girls who have relived looks across their faces. It was a bit disappointing that they would miss out on all of the fun, but it was probably easier this way.

“Strip,” Homelander said, sitting on his couch, as I did what he said, revealing my sexy black lingerie, my garter belt, and thirty knives that I hide underneath my maid uniform.

“Damn, so that must be why Ashley said you were the killer maid,” Homelander said, unaware that I had a vile of the same Tg serum he used on the other heroes hidden right behind my back. “To think that she would actually have the costume department prepare you fake knives. That’s hilarious. Come here and use those knives on me,” he said arrogantly.

“Yes, sir,” I said to him, climbing onto his lap and pulling out my very real knives. They weren’t fake, but they probably would do anything to him. This man was a monster among monsters. It was a good thing that I picked the day I knew his son wouldn’t be here, or I would have to deal with them both.

“Go on, stab me with them, you filthy slut,” he said as I rammed my knife into his chest, which bent on impact. “Oh my, so it was real. I guess that it didn’t matter. Oh wait, before I forget, I have something for you,” he said, turning around, giving me enough time to slip the potion into one of the wine glasses that Ashley had prepared before this.

When he turned back around, he was holding a giant Homelander-themed dildo in his hand! “It’s great, isn’t it,” he said to me with a sadistic smile on his face. “This has been banned in several countries for being too big, but I never thought that it was big enough. I want you to shove this up your fat whore ass raw.”

I turned around from him and took the glass of wine and placed it in my mouth, the serum wouldn’t affect me twice, so I was just doing what I had to do. Without warning, I started making out with Homelander forcing him to drink the wine with the Tg serum as we did.

“Wow, it would seem that I picked the right one. What a horny little bitch you are. Her et me help you, bend over,” He said, holding up the dildo.

“Hmm, I think that it would look better in you~,” I said to his surprise.

“And here I was trying to be nice before I killed you,” he said to me in a dark tone. “I’m going to-to-to…. what the f-f-fuck, why do I feel so weak?” he asked as his body started to shrink down and his hair started to grow longer.

“What have you done!” he yelled at me, trying to attack me, but it was already too late. His powers were already wiped clean from his system. You really do have to love fast-acting serums like this.

Homelander’s body became more feminine, and his ass ballooned outward. As a giant pair of F-cup breasts grew on top of his chest, I could tell by his facial expression that his dick was now gone. She was no longer a super. Just a powerless human woman.

“Can’t you tell?” I said to her. “I made you human again, and I gave you such a pretty new form. You should be thanking me.”

“Thanking you? I’ll ki-”

“Sorry, but none of that, I said, ripping her loose-fitting hero costume and her hideous boxers off, leaving her in the nude.

“Now, what were you saying about this being too small?” I said, flipping her over right onto her back, shoving the giant dildo right up her ass!

“Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Get it out! Get it out!” she screamed over and over again. “It hurts! It hurts!”

“Aww, what a crybaby you are,” I said to her, walking towards the door. “Luckily though, that is all I’m allowed to do to you per our contract.”

“Co-con-contract with who?” Homelander asked, trying to bear through the pain, but pain was new to her, and she was going to break under it.

“I believe you know them,” I said, opening the door to reveal William Butcher. “I believe that he said you two were old friends.”

“Well, lookie what we have here,” Butcher said, casually walking in. “A dumb horny bitch in need of being taught her place. Thanks love, but I’m sure that I can handle it from here,” he said to me.

“It was a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Butcher," I said, putting back on my maid uniform. “If you ever need help again, you know my number. Oh, and tell Starlight I had fun last night,” I said to him before leaving. I just took out a big fish, but they are still many more out there that need to be dealt with.