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The wayfare council part 1

Editorial page C4.

The Wayfare council and what they are hiding!

By H. B. WEBBER

The mysterious and powerful wayfare mages have once again exercised their influence and banned this writer from the local taverns for asking too many questions. What is the dice project? Who is grand mage magnificent, and what does any of this have to do with a waffle house in Weldore, AKO?! This writer has gotten an exclusive interview with a member who was all too willing to spill secrets on this mysterious group of mages who command authority over all things magic! Me and this source agreed to meet in my office for a CONTRACTUALLY unabridged interview...

Webber: So, how long have you worked for the wayfare council?

[John Buck]: nearly 5 years... hey, why are there snakes in your office?


Webber: I'll be asking the questions. In your time as a wayfare coordinator what evidence of corruption did you witness?

[John Buck]: uh well I worked for a mage who made us Call her "Vandresse" and she seamed normal at first but would suddenly freak out on us for things completely out of our control! She blamed us for the conference rooms being dirty on a "spectral" level and said that was why the Metafell and Heroes were still at war. Every week was a gamble of whether we got to keep our jobs! Eventually I had to get out when I learned one of my ex-coworkers hadn't quit but rather disappeared. And when I reached out to other ex-employees I learned most moved or disappeared completely.


Webber: Okay so you believe that these coworkers were killed or used as magical sacrifice?

[John Buck]: What?! No! Vandresse is a megalomaniac and a sexual deviant! Every single one disappeared after Vandresse had settled on some sort of financial exit plan" for each employee after various inappropriate events!

Webber: uh... so... did she sexually exploit you?

[John Buck]: Well... No... but that's almost kind of worst when you work with a tyrannical sex fiend...

Webber: Well... man your good looking.... why didn't she make a move?

[John Buck]: Right?! She would fuck anyone! Jenny, Roxy Sara... OOOOOH! I did tend to only work with really cute woman who had no interest in me...

Webber: By chance how good are you at your job?

[John Buck]: I could do the work of ten... huh... I should ask for a raise...

Webber: probably... by the way is there any corruption in the office...beside your bosses insatiable hunger for cute girls?

[John Buck]: uh... not really. Most of the mages are stressed out trying to keep the public safe from themselves and dangerous magic. Oh but I did hear of some sort of project that not even the clerical staff was allowed to know about.

Webber: Oh? Do tell!

[John Buck]: Well I mean... I don't know... I wasn't allowed...

Webber: Oh... fair enough... thank you sir for your time and I hope you are given the sexual abuse you desire!

[John Buck]:What I don't-

(End of contraruntually obligated editorial)

That's all folks! Next time we investigate the lead we received from our inside source! Next time we shall uncover the secrets of the wayfare council!

Harmony B Webber. Signing off!