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Okay folks, here's a doozy.

My Mommy, on a total lark today, decided to write an academic style education research paper on Maturosis.  It's not traditionally kinky or sexy or little space inducing, but it's hella world building.  For those of you in education or research, I have a good feeling this will read as extremely authentic in terms of vocabulary and structure.

I'm not sure if it's canon yet or not, but supposedly a certain teacher wrote and got this paper published on the affects of Maturosis as they relate to when the condition expresses itself.

(Easter Egg: Pay attention to the age of one of the anonymous test subjects listed.)