Who wrote what? (Patreon)

  A Note From Personalias:  So as a little bit of April Fool's Day fun, I teamed up with Peculiar Changeling.  Our challenge?  To each write a short story centered around a prank gone bad, but share it anonymously.  Can you tell which of us wrote which story?

For ease of voting, pick which one you think Personalias wrote.  

BEWARE!  SPOILERS!