November 2021 Illustration: Hal Kailey (Patreon)

Haha what a loser! Doesn't even notice his huge honkin' wiener is peeking out... 😳

Meet Hal Kailey. He's only buff because his fitness nut ex took him to the gym, but really he just likes to stay at home and play (mostly Zelda) games. He's so softspoken that no one really understands what he's saying on his gaming streams, but his watchers stick around because you can sometimes glimpse his fat bulge when he stands up to adjust his facecam.

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Winner of the November 2021 Poll was a Lean, Shy, Gamer Otter! Well, Otter and Raccoon were tied, but I really wanted to draw a fluffy sea otter.

Let me know what you think of Hal! Maybe next poll's choices will involve scenarios with him :)