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BUTTFUCK, PENNSYLVANIA LIFE! (Patreon)

Published:
2018-07-28 02:55:09
Imported:
2021-09

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So, Spaz Kid & I stopped for the night in ButtFuck, Pennsylvania... You know you’re in a luxury hotel when the toilet paper sits on a shelf because they apparently can not afford a dispenser.

Also, while in the shower, I dropped the soap, and I got wondering: If you’re alone and drop the soap, are you obligated to rape yourself? I wasn’t sure of the protocol, so I went ahead and did it, just to be safe.

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Brother E

You’re supposed to take a shower with Spaz Kid. That’s where you messed up Curtis smh

Anonymous

Yeah that’s how i do it Curtis any shower by myself I make it point to drop the soap to rape myself

Mitchell Fanning

That’s what I always assumed 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anonymous

If you hotel is old, you could let the hotel ghost take care of you 😉

Anonymous

You'd get a nice Kamui rape 👌

Anonymous

You think that’s bad try staying a cheap motel in Tuscaloosa after a Alabama home game. where the toilet is so damn low you feel like your squatting and about to fall in. Or, when you look at the bed you realize they only put flooring around the beds and under it is bare concrete and so you decide to sleep fully dressed on top of the covers cause it looks like a unofficial brothel and then you have your pistol locked and loaded setting out of the holster cause your in an area where you feel like someone could and would break in at any minute. Yeah all in all you should go give it a try I’m sure you’ll have a lovely lady of the night come knock on your door so you can have a good 3 way👍🏼😏

WHOLESOME DEUS

Replace the toilet paper with a roll of sand paper, let the next person fight it out with the staff

Anonymous

Hey I live in Pennslyvania! Cambria County lol. Wish I could of met you and said Hi!

Dallas Winston

Curtis this may be very selfish to ask but if you're going to watch Naruto the last without the images and have the timer in the corner to follow YouTube guidelines would it be possible for the GOOSH to get your full reaction or at least an edited reaction that would be amazing!!!!

Dallas Winston

Lol you made the right decision if you didn't rape yourself the soap would have formed sentience and raped you just because 😂

Anonymous

Sounds like a nice place 😏 I should visit.

Anonymous

You made the right call. I'm proud of you.

Subaru130

Well, just looking at that, it's better than some of the hotels I've been in where there just isn't a backup roll of toilet paper in the bathroom because they apparently don't expect you to go through an entire roll before room cleaning the next day. That would be fair for just one person, but not for a family of five staying in one room.

Anonymous

showering without us...I hope you remembered to wash behind your ears and clean your anus

Anonymous

I have never been this proud of anyone in my entire life

Aidan

Curtis I can't believe you raped yourself. How is that possible anyway?

Anonymous

Yo that toilet paper thing just happen to me when I was on a trip last month lol