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As this is THE GOOSH'S slow day, before I head out, I thought I'd leave you with an image so disturbing, you'll go right back to bed...and hide under it.

This was taken several years ago to be sent to a friend of mine's wife... As you can imagine, my friends share our "interesting" senses of humor.

Commence vomiting!

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Anonymous

Guess ill go back to the mountains

White Lightning

Jokes on you. I'm already disturbed af.

Anonymous

Oh man. My Dick was Not ready for that. 😲😏 its.....just....too much ....THICCCNES

Lachlan Ferrand

Welp hope you can pay for my therapy sessions now curtis cause I definitely need it now

Anonymous

But you're like 30-35 on this pic. My guess

Anonymous

Meanwhile at Pornhub headquarters:" DAMMIT Why did the viewing rates on *Thicc Daddy* Porn drop ? ". "Sir I know why. Curtis just uploaded this" "..............DAMN YOU !"

Anonymous

You can see a bit of red at the tip.... I´´´´ m not sleeping tonight...

Anonymous

Where is the uncensored version? I didn’t become a $10 patron for nothing.

Anonymous

Curtis face looks like the emoji 😃 hahaha

Phillip Ribbink

It is way too early in the morning for my mental fortitude to deal with this.

Anonymous

After, close examination for research purposes, I can’t tell you that that is apart of the background.

Anonymous

Glowing light?...so that must be what a Circumcised Pen!s looks like...Curtis you needa get some spray tan for your D!ck that thing could light up a room

Anonymous

that ring on your finger....is this Really Curtis...or is this Golden....

Anonymous

This makes my penis become the big penis UwU

Anonymous

Curtis, ya make my peepee go badoing boing boing.

Anonymous

Curtis...You ain't fooling nobody.

Anonymous

I knew he was lying about the size 😏🍆

Aidan

Now you know ladies and gentlemen gooshers how unrestricted Curtis is without all the rules of YouTube stopping him

Evren

5/10 not enough nudiness. I expected more from you Curtis 🤣🤣🤣

Baker

I vomited white stuff from my penis

Anonymous

Holy shit I did not expect this.

Anonymous

Damn it Curtis, I'm trying to break my habit of compulsive masturbation... oh well.

Anonymous

I locked the door and shut the curtains for thissss!!😀 Time to fap my way to paradise!!✋🍆💦💦

Anonymous

I can't handle this any longer. . . Know Fap, Feel Fap, Accept Fap!!!✋🍆

Anonymous

so do i have to become an almighty goosher for the uncensored pic?

Anonymous

ALL OF THE HOMO!

Anonymous

You know full well you didn't need to blur that much

Anonymous

When your parents walk in and you need to switch to porn, cause its easier to explain.

Anonymous

Hahahahahahaha ‘heavy breathing’ okay I’m goo but ‘heavy breath in’ hahahahahaha hehehehehe. My sides are dead. Thanks Spaz Papa

Anonymous

boy you T H I C C

Blackeye

Fatass 😂💙

Anonymous

Bra your stomach and man breast make a face lol

Anonymous

I saw this picture probably 10 hours ago and was like "I'm busy not but I'll come back with something gooshtastic to say" but unfortunately....I have nothing...I am lost for words

Anonymous

I will say however that thing needs to get more son. Stay classy you magnificent son of a bitch.

Anonymous

HEY...you copied my bad joke about him not tanning enoug....we are now Brothers in Pen!s Puns...lets get Sh!tfaced and TP Gokus house

Dallas Winston

I love you dude but let's be honest the spray paint was a little generous

Anonymous

I'm turned on. NO HETERO

Anonymous

The creepy stalker face just ties the whole thing together into a bunch of fuck. If I was your friend's wife I would have laughed my ass off. If only I knew hilarious people...