How to Get Young Adults to Wear Diapers (Part 7) (Patreon)

 
Journalist: I gotta say, your rise to popularity is still a mystery to me, as I’m sure it is for a lot of people out there. I mean, it reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison when Adam Sandler makes it cool for kids to pee their pants just cause he did! I mean, you’re taking it to the extreme: you’re making it cool for teens to wear diapers!

Joanne: That’s one way to look at it and I gotta say it’s the first time I’ve heard this comparison, it’s pretty funny. Although I don’t think it’s exactly the same... I’m not making it ‘’cool’’ by any means to have urinary incontinence problems. What I am making ‘’cool’’ is the acceptance of people with such problems, rather than the bullying a lot of them suffer or the humiliation of being found out. Which I think is about time becomes cool if you ask me.

Journalist: Very well said and you’re absolutely right, I mean, who could argue with that. I’ve just never seen as many teenagers and young adults wanting to wear diapers before! The sales of your product went through the roof! How do you explain that? Would you say it’s because they always needed them or perhaps some of them don’t need to wear diapers, but now want to... maybe it’s part of the trend isn’t it? It’s a common trait of the youth to want to be special and different in their own way. After the gothic and emo trends, here comes the diapers!

Joanne: First of all I don’t think you should call them diapers, the product I’m recommending isn’t a traditional diaper, it’s called Goodnites Plus and Pull-Ups Youth they are products designed for the comfort and security of young folks, not to treat them like babies. Second, I think it’s unfair to assume that those statistics mean it’s a ‘’trend’’ and that people do it just for attention seeking purposes. I believe we have highlighted an important message in our society. One of acceptance and we have shown that we value those who aren’t afraid of being themselves. I’m glad more people are coming out in support and I always tell them they can be allies to our cause. We are organizing the ‘’March for Protection’’ next month, which I hope will raise more awareness to our cause. Everybody’s invited to walk with us, wearing nothing but their protective underpants in solidarity. Goodnites Plus and Pull-Ups Youth will be available on site. You should come too, it’ll be lots of fun!

Journalist: Thank you so much for your time! This was Joanne Stuart, known as her alias Joanie Bedwetter. The sales of Goodnites Plus and Pull-Ups Youth have tripled since the beginning of this campaign. One of the most important in hygienic products the world has ever seen, all thanks to a viral video and subsequent series on Youtube. Find more information on the website at the bottom of the screen. I’m Malethony Gangbangno and you’re watching News Flash!

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Director : CUT!

Claire : You did great Joanie. Come on, we’ve got other people to see.

Claire dragged me across the masses. We walked down a park where the team had organized a meet-up with fans, Youtuber style. The Protection March was next month and we needed to create as much awareness as we could so that people would participate. Most of all, create a feeling of closeness with my fans.

Chelsea: Damn right Jo, you showed him what’s up. What a jerk with his ‘’trying to rationalize’’ bullshit. 

Joanne: He was kind of right though, wasn’t he? I mean... A lot of people don’t really need to wear diapers but they still do because it makes them different and people who complain get called out. Have you seen this article the other day? A 20 something lifeguard sued her boss because she wanted to wear a diaper... at swimming pool! They say she isn’t even incontinent, she did it for the money.

Claire : You know what that tells me, Joanne? We should make swim diapers too. That’s gold, I’ll write it down.

Chelsea: Who cares it’s a trend? That’s just good for us, isn’t it? The more those dumb-dumbs buy the product, the more money we make. They even get to feel good because they’re so open-minded and edgy! 

Claire: Chelsea’s right on this one. We’re hitting the best market trend since the climate change became a thing. 

Joanne: It IS a thing. And need I remind you our diapers are far from eco-friendly...

Claire: Hmm. Whatever. You know what we should do next? Make it unacceptable to NOT wear Pull-Ups ‘till you’re 20. Oh what a time to be alive!!

Joanne: What a time indeed....

As we got closer to the group of people waiting for me, I could here their screams. They had spotted me. From afar they looked pretty eclectic. Multi-cultural. Some emo kids such as the reporter had described, with red hair and facial piercings, but also some preppy sorority girls, probably looking for a good cause to back that didn’t require too much humanitarian work. Just slip a pair of Pull-Ups on girls, you’re now a group of activists.

There was a few guys in there, but in very limited quantity. Most of which had the kind of embarrassed look on their faces suggesting they might accompanying their girlfriend. The majority of my active fans were girls. It seemed as if guys were still too proud to come out as diaper wearers, but girls found it more cute and accessible. Similar to holding hands, wearing onesie pajamas and owning plush animals. Not as popular with boys. Maybe society had programmed girls to think childish behavior was more acceptable for them then it had for boys. Maybe boys simply don’t want to show it as much or maybe they don’t associate with me because I’m a woman. Who knows? I’m no sociologist. All I know is there’s less then 10% male population in this crowd.

Another observation: a lot of them are wearing their diapers visibly. They either wear it over their pants - which defeats the purpose - or don’t wear pants at all. Like ‘’look at me, I’ve got a diaper on too!’’ It looks like a Halloween party where everyone decided to go as babies. Some of them even have pacifiers for Christ sake. 

Chelsea : Look at all those diapered girls! Try to guess how many of them are wet! 

It reminds me of my own diapered state, with the Pull-Ups I’m wearing under my pants brushing against my inner thighs. 

Joanne: Don’t laugh, I’ve got one too!

Claire: And so should you.

Chelsea: Oh no. Ain’t no way I’m putting this thing on, baby. I’m all for the support, but don’t ask me to wear a diaper, I’m too old for that shit!

Joanne: Come on Chel! It’ll be fun! Hey, we can even start a brand under your name. ‘’The Chelsea Pull-Ups, perfect for poopy accidents’’ Wouldn’t you want your face smiling on the packaging?

Claire and I laughed.

Chelsea: You two are disgusting! 

Joanne: Come on let’s go meet the fans and don’t worry Chel, if they ask me if you wear one too I’ll just tell them you’re my official diaper changer.

Chelsea: Yuk. Sure... Then it also means I’ll be checking your Pull-Ups often to make sure you didn’t go pee-pee, little girl. Hey Claire, you got a diaper bag for me to carry? I want to make sure my Jojo has enough to last her the day. We know how often she has little accidents, don’t we? Hey maybe you should wet them in front of them, I’m sure they’d love that shit!

Joanne: Shut up you dweeb, we’re getting close! Get your fake smile on and.... Showtime!