Hiking Accident (Part 1) (Patreon)

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Hey what’s going on? Why have you stopped walking? We need to catch up, my family’s way ahead. I told you my dad hates it when we slow him down, if you want to make a good impression we shouldn't lag behind so much...

Come on,  they’re almost finished eating, they’re gonna hit the path soon to get to the mountain top! You’ll see the view is great.

What’s the deal? Why are you hiding behind that bush, can you talk to me? Are you peeing?

Oh my gosh!! Oh no…  you should've told me it was urgent… Look at those soaking wet jeans, jesus! You can’t be serious…

Babe… no, I’m not laughing I… you just… you peed your pants!

You should’ve told me you had to stop, you could’ve gone behind a tree… literally anywhere!

I mean it’s a forest… I know I said we had to keep up, but I didn’t mean that you had to… tinkle all over yourself!

I'm sorry I... No, I'm not laughing at you I'm just... I can't believe you just wet yourself like that! It's... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't mean to make fun of you. Hum... look, I'll run and tell the others to go ahead of us okay? We can go back to the car together and get you changed. It's alright, it was just an accident… it can happen to anyone. Really.

I mean it, I did the same thing a few years ago… not as badly as this but… No, but I did laugh so hard that I peed my pants a little, in front of all my friends! And it was super embarrassing, but I got over it. They made fun of me for it, they said I needed diapers, can you believe that?

We have to get you out of those wet jeans and undies though… You’re gonna catch a cold in these.  I have some extra leggings in the car that you can borrow. They'll be tight on you, but I think they'll fit. They're all black, it's fine. It'll just look like... really skinny jeans, or something.

I bet your butt will look great in those haha! Oh come on, I'm just teasing. Don’t you think I have a right to tease you? I mean you just peed in your pants...

I’m serious though, you’ll just change into my leggings and it’ll be fine… Except for the undies...

I mean I might have an extra pair of panties somewhere... but to be honest I'd rather not have you wear those... No offense.

I mean what if I pee my pants too? I'm gonna need my extra panties, right? Haha, can you imagine? No but really... I think I have a solution for you... but you’re not going to like it.

Hear me out.

My sister Kylie used to have accidents too, but it was in her sleep and so... my parents have always kept some Goodnites in the car, just in case. She’s older now and hasn’t needed them in a while, but I know we still have some. I’ve seen them in a plastic bag under the passenger seat, when I reached for a tissue earlier on the drive.

Yes, Goodnites. They're... protective panties. It's not so bad, you'll see... No... it’s not a diaper, I promise.

I mean… okay, it’s kinda like a diaper... but more like... pull-ups, you know? You can slide em up and down just like panties. You know the song "I'm a big kid now..."  Well it's like those... but bigger. Big enough to fit your big butt, I'm sure.

With the leggings it might be a bit tight, but you'll be okay.

Oh, do you have a better solution? Because all I see right now is you in soaking wet pants and the rest of my family waiting for us on a trail for an hour long hike. We can't wait till it dries, I'm gonna have to tell them something… They must be tired of waiting already, everyone was finishing up their lunch.

They’d have time to get all the way up and back down again and your pants will still be wet honey… What are you gonna say?

Just put it on, okay? Do it for me please... No one will notice it, I’ll tell them you fell into the mud or something… they’ll be too busy noticing that you’re now wearing leggings instead of jeans, they’ll never even guess you’ve got Pull-Ups under them.

Besides, if you have another accident, at least if you’re wearing pull-ups, we can just change you!

Hehe, I'm teasing. You have to admit it’s pretty funny!

Come on baby, grab my hand, I'm not giving you a choice. You're the one who wet your pants, not me, so you're getting pull-ups and that's that.

At least you won't be in your gross clothes when we go out to dinner after the hike.

Well… yeah, it’s a tradition, we always go to the same diner nearby after we climb the mountain. Daddy will never agree to skip it. He’s always hungry after the walk, we’re 100% going to that place to eat later. That’s why I keep insisting you need dry clothes, silly, our day’s not over yet!

You can take the Goodnites off when we get to the cabin... unless you need a change before that, I mean. Haha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I promise I won't make fun of you when you have them on. You'll see... they're purple with little stars on them... aww so cute!! You’ll be adorable.

Wait for me here, I’ll tell them not to wait up and we’ll get to the car.

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