Batman Proper Lady 3 (Patreon)

Lola Lasagne: "Now Batman, I'll need you to step out of your quarters this instant. Mr. Cobblepot's buyers are here and they've spent good money for this showing. All of our hard work will be on display. We mustn't disappoint. I do hope you've been practicing your Latvian language like I told you. If all goes well you will be in Kraslava by morning."

Batman: "Please Madame Lasagne, please, don't send me off with those men. I will follow your teaching. I'll bother Mr. Cobblenot no more. I'll even serve him in his stable. But not those men, you mustn't, they have horrid intent Madame Lasagne. I haven't the strength to bear it."

Lola Lasagne: "Pish posh Batman. And you would exhibit no such strength if you did possess it. Have you forgotten yourself already? You are meek and humble, and will serve these men however they see fit. Is that clear?"

Batman: "Yes, Madame Lasagne. I apologize profusely."

Lola Lasagne: "Now chop chop Batman. Off we go."