Superman Joker's Pet TG 5 (Patreon)

Superman (singing): "Joker, Joker man. I want to be with Joker man!"

Joker: "And soon, everyone will be! The little do-hickey remotes are being mass produced! Even your old flame Lois is a Joker girl now. And Bats, good thing you convinced me to spare him. He's so much better this way."

Superman: "And you get to be a Joker girl, and you get to be a Joker girl. It's our biggest giveaway! Everyone gets to be a Joker girl!"