Batman Pizza Guy's Girl TG 2 (Version 3) (Patreon)

Batman: "Now before you have any crazy ideas pizza boy, I want you to understand just how strong I am. I have the strength of ten men and if I wanted to I could I could easily crush and snap you like a twig between my powerful thighs! Now cutie, if still you're feeling brave enough to give me a massage, you may start applying the oil."

Pizza Guy: "I think you're as addicted to my massages as you are my pizza. You wouldn't crush me. We make such a good team."

Batman: "We aren't partners. I'm still a crimefighter. Just because I'm choosing to overlook one criminal doesn't mean I'm sidekick villain."

Pizza Guy: "Well, you are getting rid of all my competition. Soon I'll be the only villain left. And then what Bats?"

Batman: "No, no, don't massage me there....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...damn you pizza boy, don't stop baby..."