Batman Pizza Guy's Girl TG 1 (Patreon)

Batman: "He's a low level thug but he's stumbled on a dangerous chemical and has been putting it in his pizza. Selling it to the school crowd and causing dangerous results. What's worse, we don't know the full effects and side effects of the drug. He should be easy to detain, there's no threat outside the pizza. Hmmm. Interesting. He knew I was coming. Brazen enough to leave a bat-shaped pizza for me."

(Batman begins walking past but suddenly is drawn back).

Batman: "I can see why he sells so many. The scent is intoxicating."

(Batman again begins walking past but doesn't get very far).

Batman: "Maybe the bat-shape is a key? Maybe I should eat it? No, that doesn't make sense. Something is playing with my head. Need to hold off the desire to eat it. Resist."

Pizza Guy (from a distance): "Bats, I know you're holding back but you gotta try it. I even made the pepperoni extra special. You can't beat my pizza. It's salty, chewy, has that gooey cheese that stretches for miles and..."

(The Pizza Guy stops as he sees Batman in mid-chew...)