Batman to Carmela Soprano TG (Patreon)

Tony: "Morning babe."

Batman: "Watch it with the babe. I'm your wife, but not willingly. And I'm still a walking weapon."

Tony: "Yeah, but you're my walking weapon or else Alfie gets a bullet to the head. So how'bout this my former tough guy. Wash my clothes, make me a dinner to die for, and get yourself somethin' nice nice to wear tonight because I'm comin' home for more than just an appetite for zitti. Now say goodbye hunny bunny."

(Tony slips Batman a few hundred dollar bills for his shopping excursion).

Batman: "Goodbye...hunny bunny."